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Slap your MacBook and Claude Code feels it: a face, a yelp, and optionally a stopped turn

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v0.8.0MITupdated 2026-10-05slima4/spank-claude/plugin
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› fix the failing auth test and add an audit log call ⏺ Read(src/auth.ts) ⎿ Read 6 lines ⏺ Update(src/auth.ts) ⎿ Added 2 lines, removed 1 line ⏺ Bash(bun test) ⎿ 3 pass, 1 fail ● Done. refresh now rejects expired claims and logs an audit event. ✻ Worked for 42s · done 4:20 PM › /slaps ⎿ spank: 0 slaps this session, 0 all time; none yet. ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── › ? for shortcuts ⚠ spank: spank: sensor off (slapd exited)
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spank-claude

Your MacBook has an accelerometer. Claude Code has plugins. You have feelings. Now they can finally meet.

Slap your MacBook (or the desk it sits on) and Claude Code feels it: a face pops up above the prompt, the laptop yelps back in Japanese, and a little counter keeps score of how your day is going. Optionally, Claude itself gets the message — and a hard enough slap stops it mid-turn.

<img src="plugin/assets/faces/sakura/level_1.png" width="96" alt="Sakura, level 1"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/sakura/level_2.png" width="96" alt="Sakura, level 2"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/sakura/level_3.png" width="96" alt="Sakura, level 3"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/sakura/level_4.png" width="96" alt="Sakura, level 4"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/sakura/level_5.png" width="96" alt="Sakura, level 5"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/natsu/level_1.png" width="96" alt="Natsu, level 1"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/natsu/level_2.png" width="96" alt="Natsu, level 2"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/natsu/level_3.png" width="96" alt="Natsu, level 3"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/natsu/level_4.png" width="96" alt="Natsu, level 4"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/natsu/level_5.png" width="96" alt="Natsu, level 5"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/aki/level_1.png" width="96" alt="Aki, level 1"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/aki/level_2.png" width="96" alt="Aki, level 2"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/aki/level_3.png" width="96" alt="Aki, level 3"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/aki/level_4.png" width="96" alt="Aki, level 4"> <img src="plugin/assets/faces/aki/level_5.png" width="96" alt="Aki, level 5">

The pain scale

LevelHit (at 0.05 g)Sakura saysNatsu saysAki saysWhat probably happened
10.050–0.106 gんっ!えっ!ひゃっ!A tap. Passive-aggressive at most.
20.106–0.224 gあっ!うっ!あれっ!The tests failed again.
30.224–0.473 gいたっ!いてっ!いたぁ!Claude "simplified" your code.
40.473–1 gきゃっ!やっ!いやっ!Claude deleted the tests to make them pass.
51 g and upあぁっ…!うわぁっ!きゃあっ!Production.

The g ranges are for the default sensitivity, 0.05 g. The scale moves with yours (/slaps calibrate, or "Slap sensitivity" in /config): level 1 starts at your sensitivity, level 5 at 1 g, and the levels between are spread evenly. At 0.15 g, for example, they start at about 0.15, 0.24, 0.39, 0.62 and 1 g.

Two exceptions. Below 0.05 g the scale stays as it is at 0.05 g: softer taps count, as level 1, but a moderate slap doesn't turn into a level 4. Above 0.25 g, level 5 starts at 4 times your sensitivity instead of 1 g, so the levels don't bunch up.

Combos

Keep slapping, less than a second apart, and every tap counts, however soft: each is one level above the one before, or its own level if it hit harder, and the level never drops until you pause. Five soft taps make her scream. A harder slap cuts her off with its own yelp; one at the same level does too, but stays quiet if her last yelp is under 0.4 s old, so drumming doesn't stutter. The face says how many came in a row, and a combo puts up one toast as it starts and one as it ends, saying how far it got. The score (/slaps, the status line) still keeps what the sensor read.

Taps can come as fast as about 7 a second. A hard slap leaves the laptop ringing, so the next tap counts once that has died down, usually within a fraction of a second.

What you need

  • An Apple Silicon MacBook with the motion sensor: M1 Pro / Max or newer. The plain 2020 M1 13" reportedly has no readable sensor. A Mac mini will feel nothing, no matter how hard you hit it. Please don't test this.
  • macOS 27. It reads the sensor without sudo there; older releases may want root (untested).
  • Xcode Command Line Tools (xcode-select --install). The plugin builds its little sensor reader from Swift source on first run, so nothing precompiled ships in the repo.
  • Claude Code with plugin function hooks (built and tested on 2.1.288; that API is early access and may move).

Install

Two commands, no cloning:

claude plugin marketplace add slima4/spank-claude
claude plugin install spank@spank-claude

(or the same from inside Claude Code: /plugin marketplace add slima4/spank-claude, then /plugin install spank@spank-claude.)

Start Claude Code. The first session builds the sensor reader (the status line says spank: building the sensor reader, about 20 seconds), then shows spank: armed (0.05g). Go on. Slap it.

Updates: claude plugin update spank@spank-claude, then restart Claude Code. Each new version builds its sensor reader again on its first start. Uninstall: claude plugin uninstall spank@spank-claude.

Commands

CommandDoes
/slapsYour score: this session, all time, and the last hit.
/slaps whoLists the face series; the current one is marked.
/slaps who natsuNatsu gets slapped now (any series name works).
/slaps calibrateType 6 s (no Enter), knock 3 times; it picks the sensitivity.
/slaps muteSilences her. The faces still judge you.
/slaps unmuteShe's back.
/slaps claude onSlaps reach Claude; a level 4+ slap or combo stops its turn.
/slaps claude offClaude stays blissfully unaware (the default).
/slaps imageChecks whether your terminal can show real pictures.

Claude mode

With /slaps claude on, every slap becomes a quiet note in the conversation: "The user just physically slapped their laptop 2 times (accelerometer; strongest hit level 3 of 5, 0.31g). Take it as nonverbal frustration…" Claude reads it on its next step, acknowledges it, and reconsiders what it was doing. Slaps that keep coming are told as one note once you pause, or 4 seconds after the first, whichever comes sooner. Slaps while it's idle are saved up and delivered as one note with your next message, so it gets the whole story at once.

A level 4+ slap while Claude is working stops the turn on the spot (the level is a setting). So does a combo that builds up to it and lasts at least half a second (so one slap that bounces doesn't), unless one of its slaps was a level 1 graze (so the steady shaking of a bumpy train doesn't). Fair warning: a shell command Claude already started keeps running in the background; the slap stops Claude, not the command.

Several sessions

Only the Claude Code session you used last reacts to a slap (the one you last typed a prompt or a /slaps command in). One laptop, one victim.

Face series

Each face series is one character: five faces, one per level, and a voice. Switch with /slaps who <series> (/slaps who lists them), or under "Face series" in /config.

SeriesVoiceFace
sakurasakura<img src="plugin/assets/faces/sakura/level_1.png" width="48" alt="Sakura">
natsunatsu<img src="plugin/assets/faces/natsu/level_1.png" width="48" alt="Natsu">
akiaki<img src="plugin/assets/faces/aki/level_1.png" width="48" alt="Aki">

Faces and terminals

Faces are drawn as colored half-block characters, so they show up in any truecolor terminal (Warp, iTerm2, Ghostty, …), pixel-art style, in the biggest size that fits above your prompt.

Real, full-resolution pictures need a terminal with kitty graphics Unicode placeholders, which today means Ghostty or kitty. Run /slaps image to see what yours can do. Warp and Terminal.app currently can't (not our fault, we checked).

Settings

Open /config in Claude Code (or /plugin configure spank@spank-claude):

SettingDefaultWhat it does
Slap sensitivity (g)0.05Smallest shake that counts, and where level 1 starts. Typing counts? Raise it.
Level that stops Claude4With /slaps claude on, this level or harder stops a turn.
Face seriessakurasakura, natsu or aki: whose face pops up and voice yelps.
Face sizelargelarge (24 rows), medium (16), small (12), or off.
Voice volume10 is silent, up to 4 for open-plan offices.

Changes apply right away. Not sure what sensitivity to pick? Run /slaps calibrate: type anything for 6 seconds (don't press Enter, or Claude gets it), then knock on the desk 3 times, and it sets the sensitivity between the two for you. The 6 seconds start at your first key and the knocking at your first knock, so take your time reading; it waits up to 30 seconds for each. The status line then shows it, e.g. spank: armed (0.077g).

How it works

 MacBook IMU (AppleSPUHIDDevice, ~1 kHz)
      │  IOKit HID reports, x/y/z in 1/65536 g
      ▼
 slapd (Swift) ── removes gravity, finds the peak
      │  {"type":"slap","ts":…,"peak":0.42} on stdout
      ▼
 spank plugin (Claude Code hooks) ── grades it 1–5 for your sensitivity
      ├─ status line + toast
      ├─ face above the prompt (Raster cells, 3 s)
      ├─ voice clip per level
      └─ optional: note to Claude / stop its turn

Development

Run straight from a clone (uninstall the marketplace copy first, or you get two of her):

git clone https://github.com/slima4/spank-claude && cd spank-claude
claude --plugin-dir "$PWD/plugin"

make slapd                         # build the sensor reader by hand
make raw                           # watch the live shake
make faces                         # rebuild face cells from assets/faces/<series>/*.png
claude plugin validate .           # the marketplace and the plugin
claude plugin test plugin          # the tests

Installed copies are kept per version, so bump version in plugin/.claude-plugin/plugin.json when you ship a change.

To add a face series, say hana:

  1. Put its faces in assets/faces/hana/level_<1-5>.png (square, on white).
  2. Add "hana" to the face_series options in plugin/.claude-plugin/plugin.json.
  3. Run make faces. It draws the cells into plugin/hooks/faces.ts, writes the 256px pictures to plugin/assets/faces/hana/, and warns if step 2 is missing.
  4. In plugin/hooks/series.ts, add hana to SERIES. It can borrow an existing voice (voice: 'sakura'), or get its own: clips in plugin/assets/voices/hana/level_<1-5>.mp3 and their captions in VOICES.

License

MIT. Slap responsibly.

Safety notes

Source 3 files
hooks/register.tsx 797 lines
1import { atom, read, update } from 'claude-code'
2import type { EngineInterface, PluginOptions, Register, Timer } from 'claude-code'
3
4import type { FaceShown, Slap } from '../types'
5import { FACES } from './faces'
6import type { SeriesId } from './faces'
7import { DEFAULT_SERIES, SERIES, VOICES, isSeries } from './series'
8
9const count = atom({ plugin: 'spank', key: 'count' } as const, 0)
10const last = atom({ plugin: 'spank', key: 'last' } as const, null)
11// The main thread's running turn, which a hard slap stops.
12const turn = atom({ plugin: 'spank', key: 'turn' } as const, null)
13const face = atom({ plugin: 'spank', key: 'face' } as const, null)
14// Whether /slaps image is drawing its test picture.
15const probe = atom({ plugin: 'spank', key: 'probe' } as const, false)
16
17// Slaps this close together during a turn reach Claude as one note, told at
18// most this long after the first, so slapping on and on still gets through.
19const BURST_MS = 1500
20const BURST_MAX_MS = 4000
21// Slaps at most this far apart, by the sensor's clock, are a combo: each
22// counts one level above the one before, or its own if that is harder. A
23// combo stops Claude only once it has lasted COMBO_STOP_MS, so one slap that
24// bounces never does.
25const COMBO_MS = 1000
26const COMBO_STOP_MS = 500
27// How long a slap's face stays above the prompt.
28const FACE_MS = 3000
29// How long a slap's toast stays.
30const TOAST_MS = 4000
31// How long a clip plays before a slap no harder than it may cut it off.
32const VOICE_MS = 400
33// The tallest face per face_size setting, in rows; 0 draws none.
34const FACE_ROWS: Record<string, number> = { large: 24, medium: 16, small: 12, off: 0 }
35// Room the face leaves beside it for its line.
36const FACE_TEXT_COLUMNS = 24
37// /slaps calibrate: how long each step listens (from the first key, and from
38// the first knock), how long it waits for either, and the least typing it
39// assumes. The sensor rests around 0.01g, so a calibration with no typing
40// still lands well above that.
41const CALIBRATE_TYPING_MS = 6000
42const CALIBRATE_KNOCKING_MS = 8000
43const CALIBRATE_WAIT_MS = 30000
44const CALIBRATE_FLOOR = 0.025
45// How long past its step's longest a calibration waits on its reader: past
46// this, a reader gone quiet is given up on, so it cannot keep swallowing slaps.
47const CALIBRATE_SLACK_MS = 5000
48// How long /slaps image shows its test picture.
49const PROBE_MS = 10000
50// The levels' scale, in g: level 1 starts at the sensitivity, but never
51// below LEVEL_1_G, so a lower one lets softer taps count (as level 1) without
52// making a moderate slap level 4; level 5 starts at LEVEL_5_G, a firm palm,
53// but at least LEVEL_SPAN times level 1, so a sensitivity near 1g still has
54// five levels.
55const LEVEL_1_G = 0.05
56const LEVEL_5_G = 1
57const LEVEL_SPAN = 4
58
59// slapd's lines: it opened the sensor, heard a slap (when, and how hard), or
60// (with --raw, every 0.1s) the loudest shake of that moment.
61type Line = { type: 'start' } | { type: 'slap'; ts: number; peak: number } | { type: 'raw'; peak: number }
62
63function parseLine(line: string): Line | undefined {
64  try {
65    const v = JSON.parse(line) as Record<string, unknown>
66    if (v.type === 'start') return { type: 'start' }
67    if (v.type === 'raw' && typeof v.peak === 'number') return { type: 'raw', peak: v.peak }
68    if (v.type === 'slap' && typeof v.ts === 'number' && typeof v.peak === 'number') {
69      return { type: 'slap', ts: v.ts, peak: v.peak }
70    }
71  } catch {}
72  return undefined
73}
74
75// Splits a stream's text into whole lines, keeping a partial last line for the
76// next piece.
77function lineSplitter() {
78  let pending = ''
79  return (text: string) => {
80    pending += text
81    const lines = pending.split('\n')
82    pending = lines.pop() ?? ''
83    return lines
84  }
85}
86
87// A calibration's steps: waiting for the first key, typing, waiting for the
88// first knock, knocking. The prompt.edit hook notes when the first key came.
89type Calibration = { step: 'waiting' | 'typing' | 'ready' | 'knocking'; typedAt?: number }
90
91// When the slaps happened: during a turn, during a turn a hard one stopped,
92// during a turn a combo stopped, or between turns (told once, as the next
93// turn starts).
94type Moment = 'turn' | 'stopped' | 'combo' | 'idle'
95
96function note(slaps: readonly Slap[], moment: Moment) {
97  const strongest = slaps.reduce((a, b) => (b.peak > a.peak ? b : a))
98  const what = slaps.length === 1 ? 'slapped their laptop' : `slapped their laptop ${slaps.length} times`
99  const reading = `strongest hit level ${strongest.level} of 5, ${strongest.peak.toFixed(2)}g`
100  const when = moment === 'idle' ? 'Since your last reply the user physically' : 'The user just physically'
101  const how = moment === 'stopped' ? 'It was hard enough' : 'They came fast enough'
102  const ask =
103    moment === 'stopped' || moment === 'combo'
104      ? `${how} to stop your turn. Acknowledge the slap briefly and check with the user before redoing that work.`
105      : 'Take it as nonverbal frustration with what you are doing: acknowledge it briefly, reconsider your current approach, and ask what is wrong if it is not clear.'
106
107  return `[spank] ${when} ${what} (accelerometer; ${reading}). ${ask}`
108}
109
110// Slaps not yet told to Claude, when the first of them came, the timer that
111// tells it, the combo under way (its slaps, when the first and the last hit,
112// the softest level among them, and the level it is at), its end toast still
113// to come (the timer, and how to show it at once), the last slap toast (when,
114// and its level), the voice clip playing (its level, when it started, and how
115// to stop it), the timer that hides the face, a calibration under way, and
116// the status line the sensor last set (which a calibration puts back). Reset
117// by register, so each load starts clean.
118let burst: Slap[] = []
119let burstSince = 0
120let burstTimer: Timer | undefined
121let combo: { count: number; since: number; at: number; weakest: number; level: number } | undefined
122let comboEnd: { timer: Timer; show: () => Promise<void> } | undefined
123let toast: { at: number; level: number } | undefined
124let playing: { level: number; at: number; stop: AbortController } | undefined
125let faceTimer: Timer | undefined
126let calibration: Calibration | undefined
127let sensorStatus: string | undefined
128// /slaps image's picture (PNG, base64), and the band's id for blitting it.
129let probePng: string | undefined
130let bandRequestId: string | undefined
131
132// The config menu's values (the manifest's userConfig). A change there reloads
133// the module, so register reads them afresh.
134// `levels` is where levels 2 to 5 start, in g, for the sensitivity.
135type Settings = {
136  threshold: number
137  levels: number[]
138  stopLevel: number
139  faceRows: number
140  volume: number
141  series: SeriesId
142}
143let settings: Settings = {
144  threshold: 0.05,
145  levels: levelStarts(0.05),
146  stopLevel: 4,
147  faceRows: 24,
148  volume: 1,
149  series: DEFAULT_SERIES,
150}
151
152function readSettings(options: PluginOptions): Settings {
153  const number = (key: string, fallback: number) => {
154    const value = options[key]
155    return typeof value === 'number' && Number.isFinite(value) ? value : fallback
156  }
157  const faceSize = options.face_size
158  // Within the manifest's 0.01-1g: the engine refuses options outside it.
159  const threshold = number('threshold', 0.05)
160  return {
161    threshold,
162    levels: levelStarts(threshold),
163    stopLevel: number('stop_level', 4),
164    faceRows: typeof faceSize === 'string' ? (FACE_ROWS[faceSize] ?? 24) : 24,
165    volume: number('volume', 1),
166    series: isSeries(options.face_series) ? options.face_series : DEFAULT_SERIES,
167  }
168}
169
170// Where levels 2 to 5 start for a sensitivity: evenly spaced on a log scale
171// between level 1 and level 5 (see LEVEL_1_G), each a fixed multiple above
172// the last.
173function levelStarts(threshold: number) {
174  const first = Math.max(threshold, LEVEL_1_G)
175  const fifth = Math.max(LEVEL_5_G, first * LEVEL_SPAN)
176  return [1, 2, 3, 4].map(k => first * (fifth / first) ** (k / 4))
177}
178
179// A slap's level, 1 to 5; any slap that counts is at least level 1.
180function levelOf(peak: number) {
181  return 1 + settings.levels.filter(start => peak >= start).length
182}
183
184// The chosen series' voice: its clips' folder and what each level says.
185function voiceOf() {
186  const id = SERIES[settings.series].voice
187  return { id, captions: VOICES[id].captions }
188}
189
190function setSensorStatus($: EngineInterface, text: string) {
191  sensorStatus = text
192  $.ui.status(text)
193}
194
195// Which session reacts when several are open: the one used last. Each session
196// writes itself into this file (in the per-user temp folder) when it starts,
197// on every prompt and on /slaps; a slap belongs to the session it names.
198async function activePath($: EngineInterface) {
199  const temp = (await $.env.get('TMPDIR')) ?? `${$.plugin.root}/`
200  return `${temp.endsWith('/') ? temp : `${temp}/`}spank-claude-active.json`
201}
202
203async function markActive($: EngineInterface) {
204  const session = await $.session.id()
205  await $.fs.write(await activePath($), JSON.stringify({ session, at: await $.clock.now() }))
206}
207
208// Unreadable or torn, the file names nobody, and every session reacts.
209async function isActive($: EngineInterface) {
210  try {
211    const { session } = JSON.parse(await $.fs.read(await activePath($))) as { session?: unknown }
212    return typeof session !== 'string' || session === (await $.session.id())
213  } catch {
214    return true
215  }
216}
217
218// The largest face of the chosen series for this level that fits the band,
219// if any does.
220function faceArt(level: number, maxRows: number, columns: number) {
221  const arts = FACES[settings.series][Math.min(Math.max(level, 1), 5) - 1] ?? []
222  return arts.findLast(art => art.rows <= Math.min(maxRows, settings.faceRows) && art.columns + FACE_TEXT_COLUMNS <= columns)
223}
224
225function showToast($: EngineInterface, at: number, level: number, text: string) {
226  toast = { at, level }
227  $.ui.toast(text, { timeoutMs: TOAST_MS })
228}
229
230// Takes back the combo's end toast still to come, showing it first if asked.
231function settleComboEnd(isShown: boolean) {
232  const end = comboEnd
233  comboEnd = undefined
234  end?.timer.cancel()
235  if (isShown) void end?.show().catch(() => {})
236}
237
238async function showFace($: EngineInterface, shown: FaceShown) {
239  faceTimer?.cancel()
240  await update($, face, () => shown)
241  faceTimer = $.clock.after(FACE_MS, () => void update($, face, () => null))
242}
243
244// Plays the level's clip, cutting off the one still playing: always if it is
245// harder, else only once that one has played VOICE_MS, so drumming at one
246// level does not stutter (a slap sooner than that stays quiet).
247function voice($: EngineInterface, level: number, now: number) {
248  if (settings.volume <= 0) return
249  if (playing !== undefined && level <= playing.level && now - playing.at < VOICE_MS) return
250  playing?.stop.abort()
251  const clip = { level, at: now, stop: new AbortController() }
252  playing = clip
253  const asset = `assets/voices/${voiceOf().id}/level_${level}.mp3`
254  $.audio
255    .play({ asset }, { signal: clip.stop.signal, gain: settings.volume })
256    .catch(() => {})
257    .finally(() => {
258      if (playing === clip) playing = undefined
259    })
260}
261
262function cancelBurstTimer() {
263  burstTimer?.cancel()
264  burstTimer = undefined
265}
266
267async function tellClaude($: EngineInterface, moment: Moment) {
268  cancelBurstTimer()
269  const slaps = burst
270  burst = []
271  if (slaps.length === 0) return
272
273  const text = note(slaps, moment)
274  // A refused or failed note must not end the listen loop that called it.
275  try {
276    await $.session.append({ message: { type: 'user', content: [{ type: 'text', text }] } })
277  } catch (error) {
278    $.ui.log(`spank: could not tell Claude "${text}": ${String(error)}`, { to: 'debug' })
279  }
280}
281
282// The loudest typing, that at least CALIBRATE_FLOOR, and the bar a knock must
283// reach: half again the floored typing.
284function typingBar(typing: readonly number[]) {
285  const typingMax = Math.max(0, ...typing)
286  const floored = Math.max(CALIBRATE_FLOOR, typingMax)
287  return { typingMax, floored, bar: floored * 1.5 }
288}
289
290// The sensitivity between typing and knocking: the geometric mean of the
291// floored typing and the softest of the three strongest knocks, each of which
292// must reach the bar. A knock is a moment louder than the ones beside it, so a
293// knock split across two moments counts once. Also returns what it decided
294// on, to log.
295function pickThreshold(typing: readonly number[], knocking: readonly number[]) {
296  const { typingMax, floored, bar } = typingBar(typing)
297  const peaks = knocking
298    .filter((peak, i) => peak > (knocking[i - 1] ?? 0) && peak >= (knocking[i + 1] ?? 0))
299    .sort((a, b) => b - a)
300  const clear = peaks.filter(peak => peak >= bar)
301  const softest = clear[2]
302  if (softest === undefined) {
303    // A knock louder than typing but short of the bar, or none reaching it,
304    // was too soft; otherwise the missing ones ran together or never came.
305    const isSoft = clear.length === 0 || peaks.some(peak => peak > floored && peak < bar)
306    const advice = isSoft ? 'knock harder' : 'knock 3 separate times, a second apart'
307    return { reason: `heard ${clear.length} of 3 knocks reaching ${inG(bar)}; ${advice}`, typingMax, bar, peaks } as const
308  }
309  const threshold = Math.round(Math.min(1, Math.sqrt(floored * softest)) * 1000) / 1000
310  return { threshold, typingMax, softest, bar, peaks }
311}
312
313function inG(value: number) {
314  return `${value.toFixed(3)}g`
315}
316
317// An outcome told after the fact (a calibration's, a failed switch): a toast,
318// and a line in the transcript, which keeps the whole text when the toast
319// gets only one line.
320function report($: EngineInterface, text: string) {
321  $.ui.toast(text, { timeoutMs: 10000 })
322  $.ui.log(`spank: ${text}`)
323}
324
325// /slaps calibrate: a slapd of its own (--raw: the loudest shake every 0.1s)
326// listens to typing, then to knocks, and the sensitivity setting goes between
327// them. Typing is timed from the first key in the prompt box, and knocking
328// from the first moment loud enough to be a knock, so time spent reading the
329// instructions counts for neither. Slaps are ignored meanwhile, and one runs
330// at a time. Steps follow the clock as readings arrive, and leaving the loop
331// stops that slapd.
332async function calibrate($: EngineInterface) {
333  // Set before any await, so a /slaps calibrate right behind this one sees it.
334  const run: Calibration = { step: 'waiting' }
335  calibration = run
336  // reader.return() waits behind a pull still waiting for a line, so each
337  // pull races the backstop instead. Each step sets it anew.
338  let giveUp = () => {}
339  const quiet = new Promise<'quiet'>(resolve => (giveUp = () => resolve('quiet')))
340  let backstop = $.clock.after(CALIBRATE_WAIT_MS + CALIBRATE_SLACK_MS, () => giveUp())
341  const rearm = (stepMs: number) => {
342    backstop.cancel()
343    backstop = $.clock.after(stepMs + CALIBRATE_SLACK_MS, () => giveUp())
344  }
345  const heard = { typing: [] as number[], knocking: [] as number[] }
346  let failure: string | undefined
347  try {
348    // When the step began: the calibration, the first key, the end of the
349    // typing, the first knock.
350    let stepAt = await $.clock.now()
351    let bar = 0
352    $.ui.status(
353      `spank: calibrating 1/2: start typing, without pressing Enter (${CALIBRATE_TYPING_MS / 1000}s from the first key)`,
354    )
355    const reader = $.process.spawn({ argv: [`${$.plugin.root}/bin/slapd`, '--raw', '--threshold', '100'] })
356    const lines = lineSplitter()
357    let lastError = ''
358    try {
359      reading: for (;;) {
360        const pulled = await Promise.race([reader.next(), quiet])
361        if (pulled === 'quiet') {
362          failure = 'the sensor went quiet'
363          break
364        }
365        if (pulled.done === true) {
366          failure = `the sensor reader stopped (${lastError || 'slapd exited'})`
367          break
368        }
369        const { stream, text } = pulled.value
370        if (stream === 'stderr') {
371          lastError = text.trim().split('\n').pop() ?? lastError
372          continue
373        }
374        for (const line of lines(text)) {
375          const parsed = parseLine(line)
376          if (parsed?.type !== 'raw') continue
377          const now = await $.clock.now()
378          if (run.step === 'waiting') {
379            if (run.typedAt === undefined) {
380              if (now - stepAt < CALIBRATE_WAIT_MS) continue
381              failure = `nothing was typed in the prompt box within ${CALIBRATE_WAIT_MS / 1000}s`
382              break reading
383            }
384            run.step = 'typing'
385            stepAt = run.typedAt
386            rearm(CALIBRATE_TYPING_MS)
387            $.ui.status(`spank: calibrating 1/2: keep typing (${CALIBRATE_TYPING_MS / 1000}s)`)
388          }
389          if (run.step === 'typing') {
390            if (now - stepAt < CALIBRATE_TYPING_MS) {
391              heard.typing.push(parsed.peak)
392              continue
393            }
394            run.step = 'ready'
395            stepAt = now
396            bar = typingBar(heard.typing).bar
397            rearm(CALIBRATE_WAIT_MS)
398            $.ui.status(
399              `spank: calibrating 2/2: knock on the desk 3 times (${CALIBRATE_KNOCKING_MS / 1000}s from the first knock)`,
400            )
401            $.ui.toast('Now knock on the desk 3 times', { timeoutMs: CALIBRATE_KNOCKING_MS })
402          }
403          if (run.step === 'ready') {
404            // Typing on past the toast stays under the bar.
405            if (parsed.peak < bar) {
406              if (now - stepAt < CALIBRATE_WAIT_MS) continue
407              failure = `heard no knock reaching ${inG(bar)} within ${CALIBRATE_WAIT_MS / 1000}s; knock harder`
408              break reading
409            }
410            run.step = 'knocking'
411            stepAt = now
412            rearm(CALIBRATE_KNOCKING_MS)
413            $.ui.status(`spank: calibrating 2/2: keep knocking (${CALIBRATE_KNOCKING_MS / 1000}s)`)
414          }
415          if (now - stepAt >= CALIBRATE_KNOCKING_MS) break reading
416          heard.knocking.push(parsed.peak)
417        }
418      }
419    } finally {
420      // Stops slapd; a pull still waiting holds this until slapd writes.
421      reader.return({ code: null, signal: null }).catch(() => {})
422    }
423  } catch (error) {
424    failure = `the sensor could not be read (${String(error)})`
425  } finally {
426    backstop.cancel()
427    if (calibration === run) calibration = undefined
428  }
429
430  $.ui.status(sensorStatus)
431  if (failure !== undefined) {
432    report($, `Calibration failed: ${failure}.`)
433    return
434  }
435  const picked = pickThreshold(heard.typing, heard.knocking)
436  const peaks = picked.peaks.slice(0, 5).map(inG).join(', ')
437  $.ui.log(`spank: calibration: typing ${inG(picked.typingMax)}, bar ${inG(picked.bar)}, knock peaks [${peaks}]`, {
438    to: 'debug',
439  })
440  if (picked.threshold === undefined) {
441    report($, `Calibration failed: ${picked.reason}.`)
442    return
443  }
444  // Told before saving: saving reloads the plugin, which may drop anything
445  // this module says afterwards.
446  report($, `Sensitivity set to ${picked.threshold}g (typing ${inG(picked.typingMax)}, knocks ${inG(picked.softest)}).`)
447  const unsaved = await saveSetting($, 'threshold', picked.threshold, 'sensitivity').catch(error => String(error))
448  if (unsaved !== undefined) {
449    report($, `Could not save the sensitivity: ${unsaved}. Set "Slap sensitivity" in /config.`)
450  }
451}
452
453// Writes a userConfig option as the person would in /config; the module then
454// reloads with it. The row is looked up, not spelled, since its key depends
455// on how the plugin was loaded. Resolves undefined once saved, or why not,
456// calling the setting by its label.
457async function saveSetting(
458  $: EngineInterface,
459  option: string,
460  value: string | number,
461  label: string,
462): Promise<string | undefined> {
463  const rows = await $.config.list()
464  const row = rows.find(
465    r => r.key === `${$.plugin.name}.${option}` || (r.provider.plugin === $.plugin.name && r.key.endsWith(`.${option}`)),
466  )
467  if (row === undefined) return `no ${label} row in /config`
468  const set = await $.config.set({ key: row.key, value })
469  return set.deny
470}
471
472function titled(id: string) {
473  return id.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + id.slice(1)
474}
475
476// /slaps who [series]: lists the face series, or switches to one by saving
477// the face_series setting. Saving reloads the module, so the reply goes out
478// first and only a failure is told afterwards; until the reload the series is
479// switched here already, and switched back if saving fails. A calibration
480// under way would not survive the reload, so it holds the switch off.
481function who($: EngineInterface, wanted: string) {
482  const ids = Object.keys(SERIES)
483  if (wanted === '') return ids.map(id => (id === settings.series ? `${id} (current)` : id)).join(', ')
484  if (!isSeries(wanted)) return `No face series "${wanted}". Try: ${ids.join(', ')}.`
485  if (wanted === settings.series) return `${titled(wanted)} already. Slap away.`
486  if (calibration !== undefined) return 'Calibrating; switch after it finishes.'
487
488  const { series } = settings
489  settings = { ...settings, series: wanted }
490  void saveSetting($, 'face_series', wanted, 'face series')
491    .catch(error => String(error))
492    .then(unsaved => {
493      if (unsaved === undefined) return
494      settings = { ...settings, series }
495      report($, `Could not switch to ${titled(wanted)}: ${unsaved}. Set "Face series" in /config.`)
496    })
497    .catch(() => {})
498  return `${titled(wanted)} now. Slap away.`
499}
500
501async function onSlap($: EngineInterface, slap: Slap) {
502  if (calibration !== undefined) return
503  if (!(await isActive($))) return
504
505  const now = await $.clock.now()
506  const gap = combo === undefined ? undefined : slap.ts - combo.at
507  const prior = gap !== undefined && gap >= 0 && gap <= COMBO_MS ? combo : undefined
508  // The slap's level in its combo, which never drops until the combo ends:
509  // what she shows and says, and what stops Claude. The score keeps what the
510  // sensor read.
511  const level = Math.min(Math.max(slap.level, (prior?.level ?? 0) + 1), 5)
512  combo = {
513    count: (prior?.count ?? 0) + 1,
514    since: prior?.since ?? slap.ts,
515    at: slap.ts,
516    weakest: Math.min(prior?.weakest ?? slap.level, slap.level),
517    level,
518  }
519
520  const n = await update($, count, c => c + 1)
521  await update($, last, () => slap)
522  await $.store.set('total', Number((await $.store.get('total')) ?? 0) + 1)
523
524  // Telling Claude and stopping its turn are off unless /slaps claude on.
525  const isClaudeOn = (await $.store.get('claude')) === true
526  const turnId = await read($, turn)
527  // A combo stops a turn only if none of its slaps barely registered (level
528  // 1), so steady shaking, a train or heavy typing, never does, and only once
529  // it has lasted COMBO_STOP_MS.
530  const isHard = slap.level >= settings.stopLevel
531  const isComboStop = combo.weakest >= 2 && slap.ts - combo.since >= COMBO_STOP_MS
532  const isStopping = isClaudeOn && turnId !== null && level >= settings.stopLevel && (isHard || isComboStop)
533
534  setSensorStatus($, `spank: ${n} this session, last L${slap.level} (${slap.peak.toFixed(2)}g)`)
535
536  const { captions } = voiceOf()
537  const line = captions[level - 1] ?? captions[0]
538  // A combo puts up a toast as it starts (unless one as hard is showing) and
539  // one when it ends, saying how far it got, not one per slap; a stop always
540  // says so.
541  // The end toast waits for a second with no slap; one still to come when a
542  // new combo starts is the last one's, shown then.
543  const inRow = combo.count
544  settleComboEnd(inRow === 1)
545  if (inRow > 1 && !isStopping) {
546    const text = `${line} L${level}, ${inRow} in a row`
547    const show = async () => {
548      comboEnd = undefined
549      if (calibration !== undefined || !(await isActive($))) return
550      showToast($, await $.clock.now(), level, text)
551    }
552    comboEnd = { timer: $.clock.after(COMBO_MS, () => void show().catch(() => {})), show }
553  }
554  if (isStopping) {
555    showToast($, now, level, `Stopped Claude. L${level}`)
556  } else if (inRow === 1 && (toast === undefined || now - toast.at >= TOAST_MS || level > toast.level)) {
557    showToast($, now, level, `${line} L${level}`)
558  }
559  if ((await $.store.get('muted')) !== true) voice($, level, now)
560  await showFace($, { level, peak: slap.peak, line, combo: inRow })
561
562  if (!isClaudeOn) return
563  if (burst.length === 0) burstSince = now
564  burst.push(slap)
565  if (turnId === null) return // told as the next turn starts
566  if (isStopping) {
567    await update($, turn, () => null)
568    await $.turn.abort({ turnId }).catch(() => {})
569    await tellClaude($, isHard ? 'stopped' : 'combo')
570    return
571  }
572  cancelBurstTimer()
573  const wait = Math.max(0, Math.min(BURST_MS, burstSince + BURST_MAX_MS - now))
574  burstTimer = $.clock.after(wait, () => void tellClaude($, 'turn'))
575}
576
577// slapd ships as Swift source and is built on first run (and again when its
578// source is newer than the build), so installing needs only Xcode's command
579// line tools. Builds to a temporary name and renames, so two sessions starting
580// together never run a half-written binary. Resolves an error, or undefined.
581async function buildSlapd($: EngineInterface): Promise<string | undefined> {
582  const source = `${$.plugin.root}/slapd/main.swift`
583  const binary = `${$.plugin.root}/bin/slapd`
584  if ((await $.fs.exists(binary)) && (await $.fs.stat(binary)).mtimeMs >= (await $.fs.stat(source)).mtimeMs) {
585    return undefined
586  }
587
588  setSensorStatus($, 'spank: building the sensor reader (first run, about 20s)')
589  const temporary = `${binary}.${await $.clock.now()}.tmp`
590  await $.process.run(['/bin/mkdir', '-p', `${$.plugin.root}/bin`])
591  const built = await $.process.run(['/usr/bin/swiftc', '-O', '-swift-version', '5', '-o', temporary, source], {
592    timeoutMs: 300_000,
593  })
594  if (built.exitCode !== 0) {
595    if (/xcode-select|developer path|CommandLineTools/i.test(built.stderr)) {
596      return 'needs Xcode command line tools: run xcode-select --install'
597    }
598    return `build failed: ${built.stderr.trim().split('\n').pop() ?? `swiftc exited ${built.exitCode}`}`
599  }
600  const moved = await $.process.run(['/bin/mv', '-f', temporary, binary])
601  return moved.exitCode === 0 ? undefined : `build failed: ${moved.stderr.trim()}`
602}
603
604// Runs slapd for the module's life: it prints one JSON line per hit, and
605// leaving this loop (a reload, the session ending) kills it.
606async function listen($: EngineInterface) {
607  const buildError = await buildSlapd($).catch(error => `build failed: ${String(error)}`)
608  if (buildError !== undefined) {
609    setSensorStatus($, `spank: sensor off (${buildError})`)
610    return
611  }
612
613  const slapd = $.process.spawn({ argv: [`${$.plugin.root}/bin/slapd`, '--threshold', String(settings.threshold)] })
614  const lines = lineSplitter()
615  let lastError = ''
616
617  try {
618    for await (const { stream, text } of slapd) {
619      if (stream === 'stderr') {
620        lastError = text.trim().split('\n').pop() ?? lastError
621        continue
622      }
623      for (const line of lines(text)) {
624        const parsed = parseLine(line)
625        if (parsed?.type === 'start') setSensorStatus($, `spank: armed (${settings.threshold}g)`)
626        if (parsed?.type === 'slap') await onSlap($, { ts: parsed.ts, peak: parsed.peak, level: levelOf(parsed.peak) })
627      }
628    }
629  } catch (error) {
630    lastError = String(error)
631  }
632
633  setSensorStatus($, `spank: sensor off (${lastError || 'slapd exited'})`)
634}
635
636export const register: Register = (on, options) => {
637  settings = readSettings(options)
638  burst = []
639  burstSince = 0
640  cancelBurstTimer()
641  combo = undefined
642  settleComboEnd(false)
643  toast = undefined
644  playing?.stop.abort()
645  playing = undefined
646  faceTimer?.cancel()
647  faceTimer = undefined
648  calibration = undefined
649  sensorStatus = undefined
650  probePng = undefined
651  bandRequestId = undefined
652
653  on('session.start', async ($, e, next) => {
654    const started = await next(e)
655    // A reload drops the timers that would hide a face or picture left showing.
656    await update($, face, () => null)
657    await update($, probe, () => false)
658    await markActive($).catch(() => {})
659    await $.command.register({
660      name: 'slaps',
661      description: 'How many times you hit the laptop; pick who gets hit, calibrate, mute, or let slaps reach Claude',
662      argumentHint: '[who [series]|calibrate|mute|unmute|claude on|claude off|image]',
663      immediate: true,
664    })
665    void listen($)
666    return started
667  })
668
669  on('prompt.submit', async ($, e, next) => {
670    await markActive($).catch(() => {})
671    return next(e)
672  })
673
674  // A calibration times its typing from the first key in the prompt box.
675  on('prompt.edit', async ($, e, next) => {
676    const run = calibration
677    if (run?.step === 'waiting' && run.typedAt === undefined) {
678      const now = await $.clock.now()
679      run.typedAt ??= now
680    }
681    return next(e)
682  })
683
684  on('ui.render', { component: 'AbovePrompt' }, async ($, e, next) => {
685    // Read before any early return, so a later change redraws the band.
686    const shown = await read($, face)
687    const png = (await read($, probe)) ? probePng : undefined
688    if (e.props.hasSurvey || e.surface !== 'terminal') return next(e)
689    const art = shown === null ? undefined : faceArt(shown.level, e.props.maxRows, e.props.bodyColumns)
690    if (art === undefined && png === undefined) return next(e)
691
692    bandRequestId = e.requestId
693    const { Box, Image, Raster, Text } = $.ui.resolve(e)
694
695    return (
696      <Box flexDirection="row" alignItems="center" gap={2}>
697        {png !== undefined ? (
698          <Image key="probe" source={{ png }} columns={24} rows={12} alt="[spank: this terminal drew no picture]" />
699        ) : null}
700        {art !== undefined && shown !== null ? (
701          <Box flexDirection="row" alignItems="center" gap={2}>
702            <Raster key="face" columns={art.columns} rows={art.rows} cells={art.cells} />
703            <Box flexDirection="column">
704              <Text bold>{shown.line}</Text>
705              <Text dimColor>
706                level {shown.level} of 5, {shown.peak.toFixed(2)}g{shown.combo > 1 ? `, ${shown.combo} in a row` : ''}
707              </Text>
708            </Box>
709          </Box>
710        ) : null}
711      </Box>
712    )
713  })
714
715  on('turn.start', async ($, e, next) => {
716    await update($, turn, () => e.turnId)
717    // A combo begun before the turn does not carry into it, so it cannot stop
718    // the turn on its first slap.
719    combo = undefined
720    await tellClaude($, 'idle')
721    return next(e)
722  })
723
724  // A burst still waiting when the turn ends is told with the next turn.
725  on('turn.complete', async ($, e, next) => {
726    if ((await read($, turn)) === e.turnId) {
727      await update($, turn, () => null)
728      cancelBurstTimer()
729    }
730    return next(e)
731  })
732
733  on('command.run', { command: 'slaps' }, async ($, e) => {
734    await markActive($).catch(() => {})
735    const arg = e.args.trim()
736    const [subcommand, ...rest] = arg.split(/\s+/)
737    if (subcommand === 'who') return { text: who($, rest.join(' ').toLowerCase()) }
738    if (arg === 'mute' || arg === 'unmute') {
739      await $.store.set('muted', arg === 'mute')
740      return { text: arg === 'mute' ? 'Laptop voice off.' : 'Laptop voice on.' }
741    }
742    if (arg === 'calibrate') {
743      if (calibration !== undefined) return { text: 'Already calibrating; wait for its result.' }
744      void calibrate($)
745      return {
746        text:
747          `Calibrating. Start typing in the prompt box, without pressing Enter: ` +
748          `${CALIBRATE_TYPING_MS / 1000} seconds from your first key. When the toast says so, knock on the desk ` +
749          `3 times: ${CALIBRATE_KNOCKING_MS / 1000} seconds from your first knock.`,
750      }
751    }
752    if (arg === 'image') {
753      // Draws a real picture above the prompt, then asks the terminal to take
754      // it again: a refusal says the terminal drew the alt text instead.
755      const picture = `${$.plugin.root}/assets/faces/${settings.series}/level_1.png`
756      const bytes = await $.fs.read(picture, { as: 'bytes' }).catch(() => undefined)
757      if (bytes === undefined) return { text: `Image probe: no picture to try (${picture} is missing).` }
758      const { base64 } = bytes
759      probePng = base64
760      await update($, probe, () => true)
761      await $.clock.sleep(1000)
762      const blitted =
763        bandRequestId === undefined
764          ? { deny: 'the band above the prompt was not drawn' }
765          : await $.ui.blit({ requestId: bandRequestId, key: 'probe', source: { png: base64 } })
766      $.clock.after(PROBE_MS, () => void update($, probe, () => false))
767
768      return {
769        text:
770          blitted.deny === undefined
771            ? 'Image probe: the terminal took the picture. You should see a face above the prompt for 10s.'
772            : `Image probe: no picture here (${blitted.deny}).`,
773      }
774    }
775    if (arg === 'claude on' || arg === 'claude off') {
776      const isOn = arg === 'claude on'
777      await $.store.set('claude', isOn)
778      if (!isOn) {
779        burst = []
780        cancelBurstTimer()
781      }
782      return {
783        text: isOn
784          ? 'Slaps now reach Claude, and a hard one stops its turn.'
785          : 'Slaps no longer reach Claude or stop its turn.',
786      }
787    }
788
789    const n = await read($, count)
790    const slap = await read($, last)
791    const total = Number((await $.store.get('total')) ?? 0)
792    const lastText = slap ? `last one level ${slap.level}, ${slap.peak.toFixed(2)}g` : 'none yet'
793
794    return { text: `${n} slaps this session, ${total} all time; ${lastText}.` }
795  })
796}
797
hooks/series.ts 32 lines
1import type { SeriesId } from './faces'
2
3// A voice: a clip per slap level, assets/voices/<voice>/level_<1-5>.mp3, and
4// what each one says, shown beside the face and in the toast.
5export type Voice = { captions: readonly [string, string, string, string, string] }
6
7export const VOICES = {
8  sakura: { captions: ['んっ!', 'あっ!', 'いたっ!', 'きゃっ!', 'あぁっ…!'] },
9  natsu: { captions: ['えっ!', 'うっ!', 'いてっ!', 'やっ!', 'うわぁっ!'] },
10  aki: { captions: ['ひゃっ!', 'あれっ!', 'いたぁ!', 'いやっ!', 'きゃあっ!'] },
11} as const satisfies Record<string, Voice>
12
13export type VoiceId = keyof typeof VOICES
14
15// A face series: its faces are assets/faces/<series>/level_<1-5>.png (drawn
16// into faces.ts by `make faces`), and it speaks with one of the voices; a
17// series with no voice of its own can borrow another's. The face_series
18// setting picks one, so its options in plugin.json list every series.
19export type Series = { voice: VoiceId }
20
21export const SERIES: Record<SeriesId, Series> = {
22  sakura: { voice: 'sakura' },
23  natsu: { voice: 'natsu' },
24  aki: { voice: 'aki' },
25}
26
27export const DEFAULT_SERIES: SeriesId = 'sakura'
28
29export function isSeries(value: unknown): value is SeriesId {
30  return typeof value === 'string' && Object.hasOwn(SERIES, value)
31}
32
types/index.d.ts 12 lines
1export type Slap = { ts: number; peak: number; level: number }
2
3// The face drawn above the prompt for a moment after a slap: its level (a
4// combo's added), the sensor's reading, and how many slaps came in a row.
5export type FaceShown = { level: number; peak: number; line: string; combo: number }
6
7declare module 'claude-code' {
8  interface PluginState {
9    spank: { count: number; last: Slap | null; turn: string | null; face: FaceShown | null; probe: boolean }
10  }
11}
12